Henlo Fren

If you're here to see some  h e f t y   c h o n k e r s  then you, me fren, have come to the right place. We have a bouncing rectangle that may or may not render depending on your browser, as well as some barely-functional to non-functional PHP script, and of course some good old fashioned morbidly obese doggos. Life is pain, please help me.

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